Some people often point at my shoes and laugh. Is there something wrong with my footwear? Or is there something wrong with them? Because my shoes seem really unfunny and plain to me.
I sometimes hear people complain about my swearing. Everybody swears so get over it!
When I went to Mars last week, I noticed how early they eat their lunch/dinner. They started eating at 11 am and 6 pm. Who eats that early? (I am looking at you, Diamond.)
The water in Milky ways is disgusting. Ugh.
And where the hell did they put all the casino's?
My cups are itching to drop!
And why is everybody telling me how fast and rough I talk? I don't talk rough! And my hair isn't funny either!
And Alvin, you weirdo, kissing your friends in their cheeks is normal! EVERYBODY ELSE I KNOW DOES IT! (The French are known for it, so why the hell are you against it?)
