Merry Christmas! :)

Okay... So Christmas is over.

I spent it at my home planet as per usual. Only, this time, Zonvelf was with us!! I got a message earlier that morning that he died. I was so shocked and depressed. So I spent the whole day at this bar feeling miserable that I lost my friend. I didn't drink any alcohol though... I'm allergic to stuff like that, sadly.

Well, anyway, so Zonvelf died and I'm all miserable. And then suddenly he bursts inside the bar screaming my name on top of his lungs! Man, you should've seen the look on my face! I thought it was his ghost haunting me or something. Really, that bastard, Zonvelf. He was pulling a prank on me, telling me he's dead. Asshole. If he wants to die, he should just give me a call.

But it was a nice Christmas eve, to tell the truth. I felt extremely happy that my best friend is still alive. Also, Hugo, Alfie, Jan & Luca spent their Christmas with us. It was great fun. We spent the night with boyish tomfoolery...ah. classic. Neighbors weren't mad though. It's Christmas, anyway, right? Snow was fun to play in too. We slid and jumped and rolled over. We even made a new snowman friend. His name is Geoffrey.

Gifts I received:
(1) A book - from Luca.
(2) A real, live sheep - from Jan.
(3) A lamp - from Zonvelf.
(4) An axe (no, not that body spray) - from Alfie
(5) A lump of coal - from Hugo

The only real gift is, well, the book. Bless you Luca. You have a good soul. As for the other four assholes... WHAT DO THEY THINK I AM??! A HURLY BURLY WOOD MAN!?

*@#$!!! << random signs. I am innocent.

The sheep was fine. It's cute, but where the hell am I supposed to keep it? I'll ask Jan to watch it for me. He's a shepherd. His whole family was a shepherd, it goes down from generation to generation. He doesn't hate it, he enjoys it. He loves to travel (like me). He gave us each a sheep, and that's actually very touching. Thanks, pal. I couldn't thank you properly, but one of these days, I will...

The lamp. Really? Zonvelf? REALLY? What use is a lamp in our age? You can just give me a bloody torch, for Pete's sake! But I guess it might come handy. The axe also. I don't chop trees, thank you very much, but I guess I can find some use for it. like chopping off Alfie's head...

Hugo was the really mean one. I gave him a decent coat for the winter and he gave me a lump of coal, claiming that I've been NAUGHTY. The devil?!
He's not bloody Santa Claus! He gave decent gifts to Jan and Luca and the rest of us received coals. Looks like I know what to give to him next Christmas.

All in all...it was okay. Fun, classic. Just the way I like it.

(From left to right: Hugo, Alfie, Zonvelf, Moi, Jan & Luca)

We were out caroling in elf and Santa costumes :))