Day TWENTY THREE : Day TWENTY FOUR : Fury and Satyrs

Day Twenty Three : January 25, 2010 : Monday

I AM SO ANGRY!!!

Upon arrival, everyone's been very mean. And I've never seen Neptune so distant before. Usually when I hear Neptune, I feel like it's home somehow, but now it's just trash.And people are very judgemental and unfair! And they look at you like you're walking fried chicken! I am in no mood to be food, thank you very much!

So maybe I've been bumping to the wrong places. Like the monsters, and elves, and sorcerers. I almost went to the vampires' land, but I saw Kassandra and thought otherwise.

Right now, I just basically want to see Errol. That's my main goal right now, my focus. I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM! And I can't even ask for directions (let alone engage in a normal conversation) without being screamed "NORMY" right at my face. Even saying the word drives me MAD!

I feel like some virus. And sleeping at an inn was out of the question, so I'll be sleeping out in the wild right now. Bother me and I swear I'll eat you. I'm not afraid to kill in this kind of mood, too. I mean, I've been in prison, I know the feeling.

Day Twenty Four : January 26, 2010 : Tuesday

Today I walked and walked and walked. And swam a little, so now I'm salt and sand. The only thing close to food is chocolate, and I'm honestly beginning to get sick of it. Drinking anything here is out of the question. Everywhere I look it's wine wine WINE. How the hell do I drink wine???

Talked a bit to some Satyrs. I told them I'm from Apollo, and for some reasons they liked me because of it. Perhaps it's because of Apollo's relationship with Satyrs, or Hermes. And maybe cause Satyrs and Apollonians are fond of nymphs. I mean, that's mostly what we talked about.... Music, and nymphs. They also invited me to watch some detective movie. It was cool... Not what I expected Satyrs would watch, but then again, who am I to judge?
I enjoyed their company very much. They're wonderful creatures. But they like to get drunk and dance, and are almost always happy. The way they describe a woman's body is... disturbing. And they like to talk a lot about women. I will be sleeping with them tonight... If we do get to sleep. Because they are planning to do a lot of criminally-inclined acts, while I'm still here. Somehow, when I told them about what happened to me in Pluto, they are suddenly confident in having me around... Thinking that being a criminal is my area of expertise....
But I'm still a virgin, I've never been in prison until Pluto, and I have never gotten close to being drunk.

You see how holy I am?

I guess I'll try to sleep early, or collapse somewhere.